i found this in the german community forum and thought you would think its funny too, i had to translate it but i think it will still be funny,
Today early in the morning an CA official informed the faction guards of the Neocron City about the Dome of York.
During this meeting all informations that have been gathered have been for everyone clearly aranged.
And i do not want that you don't get them.
Plaza 1 ConCenter
Official:"Good morning everyone! You sure wonder why i asked you all to come here that early...."
CA-Guard :"No, not really....i am happy that i don't to stand around ,... by way of exception..."
Official:"...but the responsible Forces want to inform you about the comming campaign."
TT-Guard:"Finally! a few informations."
DRE-Guard:"Great, whats coming up?"
Official:"The campaign will be GREAT and you all will have lots...of...fun!"
... silence ...
Official:"Thats all. Thanks for coming around you guys."
DRE-Guard:"Huh? Thats it? Thats the big announcement? That the campaign will be a lot of fun?"
Official:"No, That it will be fun for you. And did i mention that it will be great?"
BT-Guard:"WHAT? And what about the other informations? How about: When will the campaign start?"
Official:"Everything else is top-secret."
DRE-Guard:"But against who will we fight?"
Official:"That too...is Secret. Sorry..."
CA-Guard:"Do you know anything about the weapons we will use?"
Official:"Weapons? Oh, they will be great!"
DRE-Guard:"Okay. What sort of weapons?"
Official:"This information is just for persons with the right securityclearance."
DRE-Guard:"What is the right securityclearance?"
Official:"Those informations will just be given if necessary."
DRE-Guard:"I see, isn't it necessary for me to know this?"
Sprecher:"Thats secret."
DRE-Guard:"Bullshit..."
...
CA-Guard:"So we do know that there will be a sort of new campaign..."
Sprecher:"Propably..."
CA-Guard:"...and That the CA will be involved in it..."
Official:"Thats your words."
CA-Guard:"...but we may not know anything about it..."
Official:"I may not tell you that..."
CA-Guard:"...inclusive agains who we fight..."
Official:"No comment."
CA-Guard:"...or if we even will fight..."
Official:"Could be...but doesn't have to."
CA-Guard:"...or when it will start."
Official:"I want keep the statement i said before..."
CA-Guard:"but it will be great."
Official:"I am really sure that i am right when i confirm this ...wait a sec... yes, that is right."
...
CA-Guard:"It's so cool!"
TT-Guard:"Kick-ass"
BT-Guard:"Man, that will be sweet!"
Official"Excellent. And now that i have your attention we can talk about the pre-order of your new uniforms."
TT-Guard:"Wait a sec, we have to pre-order our uniforms?"
Official:"Just if you want to be sure that you have an armor at the first day. You want to have an armor at your first day, don't you?"
DRE-Guard:"so we will need our armor at the first day?"
Official:"Sorry, that is secret."
TT-Guard:"What?"
Official:"By the way you cant resign from the pre-order..."
BT-Guard:"Are they joking about us?"
ok like i said thats from the German community forum i hope i translated everything right and that you enjoy it
i didn't change anything at the story just gave the guards factions (have been Guard 1 - 4) and i hope there arn't to many typos.
so have fun and remember it will be G.R.E.A.T
fluffy greetings
Siona