Phoenix Ltd Section 2 is Recruiting

[Morpheous]

Looking for a good job, helping out around Tech Haven, assisting in OP fights and defending TH and the Phoenix store?

Join Section 2 Today!

Good rates of pay, no requirements except a decent ability to RP, and a good time!

PM/DM Morpheous for more information or contact me here: [url=mailto:morpheous@morphweb.net]Email[/url]

Phoenix Ltd Section 2: Be Safe in the Wastelands

[booglebox]

yeah but how can I be safe in teh Wastelands I have to walk do I get a plane or something?

[Brammers]

You could use a GR or hire a driver - most of our staff are available for freelance driving jobs - just ask on the trade channels.

ooc: LOL!

[HusK]

There is a whisper around that Phoenix employe's are secretly testing flycrafts in their hidden laboratory's, but then again their laboratory's are so secret that they don't even exist so there's no telling if theirs any truth in the whispers


....on the other hand, you know what they say about walls

[Morpheous]

What secret labs??

[KaleTheWhale]

well the one in TG canyon... the one in th3 lift 5.. the one in via rossa.... oh wait thats right they dont exist =)

[Brammers]

.. the one in via rossa....

Hey thats my secret lab...Opps Damm....

[Morpheous]

Heh, thank god he forgot my lab in DoY......erm....whoops...I mean...*Looks for exit*






*Shoots wall with Judge and runs for exit*

[HusK]

I remember a dark night, I was walking down the corridors of sector 1 when I heard a noise that I would describe as the sounds of a night in the swamps... till I remembered that those sounds where impossible there...

Looking for the source I climbed my way up to the old entrance, at first I thought it made sence, sounds coming from there... with nature just outside the doors and all... till I noticed another thing, the doors that should lead to the outside where not in the right place... infact they where 10 feet off.

Intrigued by this mystery I started to look for a way to open them, knowing they've been blocked for years now I used a prototype homebuild drone, which I marked as the 'picker 3000' - a drone so small that it can penetrate any mechanical or electrical lock entrance enabling the droner to examine and pick any lock from the inside.
A few seconds later I stood in a small room, if you could call it a room, the whole thing was just big enough to house a small tube entrance, and it so happend that the noise, which had gotten much louder now, came right out of its mouth.

At the time I was still very youthfull and playfull, and one secret dark tube was not going to scare me... had I only thought twice that day, my life would have turned out very different, cause what I found down there could not be described by words or thoughts, even pictures of it would not have given the right impression. It was horrible but beautifull at the same time.

Unfortunatly I'm affraid it would not be wise for me to tell you exactly what I had seen, such things can only be understood by being there, at that time.
What I will tell you is this, the place down there was ancient, probably pre techhaven days... the walls where marked, a red phoenix with some ancient texts below it, `which I could and still can't read´ If there is any such thing as a secret phoenix lab... I can only think of that place.

[Dr J Zoidberg]

husk
how do you come up with these things?
theey r the ub3r

[booglebox]

o..... secret labs.....
Nifty!
If you develop something that will kill a warbot i will give the clan money and I can get lots and lots of that...
With some difficulty of course (ie nicking things from enemy factions heh heh) but it's possible.


p.s do you think you could make me some more of those shitty red drones? poor lightweight attack drones i think they were called but zoid in his wisdom upgraded them to excellent

[HusK]

The best story's are not coming from imagination, they are memorys of events that never took place.

[Nightbrother]

My old clan the Angels of Anarchy fell apart soon after the move from ProtoPharm to Fallen Angels, much to my dismay. Thus, I'm now looking for a clan in which to participate in all things. I instinctively help most everyone, unless they prove themselves assholes.

I'm a genetically engineered tank, and this text was translated from 'tank gobbledigook' into normal English by a friend of mine, who's a Private Eye. I hope his translating skills now enable you to understand what I'm trying to write.

I have been lucky enough to have had both the Hercules and Marine chip implanted in my head, along with the MoveOn and the ProtoPharm resist chip. As bone enforcements, I use the Bat Queen bones and the Experimental bones. Sometimes the Bat Queen bones itch so much at night, that they feel like they're on fire. I like the abilities I can feel they give me, and so I keep them in, in spite of the itching and burning. I have a gatlin cannon, that I'm so afraid of losing that I sleep with it at night. Is that silly? I don't have a girlfriend, because I've never been able to express my feelings to her, I mean them. Fighting, that's what I'm good at.

Anyone need one such as I ?

/edit: I've been around, with a few breaks, since January 2003. Before that I was living on another planet starting with the letter S.

[booglebox]

Poor tanky with no inner monologue. heh.
u should talk to morph he has a tank or three. How are you finding life on Pluto?

[Nightbrother]

Life on Pluto is wonderful, and has been so for almost a year and a half now. I'd never go anywhere else. Other places (unmentionable) may have more people around, but to me they'll never possess the same atmosphere as dear old Pluto has. I firmly believe that the servercount will soon go up again, increasing slowly but steadily up to and beyond the release of DOY.

Right now I miss the researching spy I had on Pluto last year on my 2nd account, cause it can be excruciatingly hard to find a resser these days. Heh.