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What no more NERD?

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Brammers wrote:What no more NERD?

heh brammers. Its not the no more nerd that upsets me, he was stoping that anyways. But he was one of the coolest ppl I have ever known, and he taught me sooo much.

Trill.. say goodbye for me. I can't post on the forum :\

tell me what you want said.. and I will post it word for word

Ermm..

Something like..

[It's a great loss to us all to see you go. But I'm sure bigger and better things await. Be safe N'Ed]

Is he actually leaving NC completely? If so.. say that

yea, he's gone for good. He gave away all the stuff from his priv. character last night

I know Ive posted this here before.. but I figured it wouldnt hurt to do it again. I know there are ppl around now who wernt around when I posted it the first time. We can call it a lost NERD story, Laemin told it one night over faction chat.


07-28-2003 00:41:25 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : Once upon a time there was a runner called Centuri
07-28-2003 00:41:30 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : now Centuri had a problem.....
07-28-2003 00:41:37 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : he had testicles like raisins
07-28-2003 00:41:58 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : to make up for this deficiency, he surrounded himself with the biggest blockheads in all of neocron
07-28-2003 00:42:14 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : now our story doesn't end here
07-28-2003 00:42:29 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : because once they had got together, they realised a horrible truth
07-28-2003 00:42:38 > what truth?
07-28-2003 00:42:44 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : not only were they all blockheads, but they all had the same genital deficiency
07-28-2003 00:42:59 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : hence they named the clan Needle Dick's anonymous
07-28-2003 00:43:11 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : but, they realised ppl would laugh at them too much
07-28-2003 00:43:24 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : so instead they kept the acronym and made up some pretense about defending things
07-28-2003 00:43:32 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : and thus Neocron Defence Agency was born
07-28-2003 00:44:00 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : however, this was not the end of the story
07-28-2003 00:44:11 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : for you see, NDA was paranoid about ppl finding out their terrible secret
07-28-2003 00:44:28 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : so they would hide in Plaza 1 and constantly mock and harrass people passing by
07-28-2003 00:44:43 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : but one day, Centuri took a walk outside, and after a while, had to take a leak
07-28-2003 00:44:54 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : so he stopped by a bush and dropped his trousers to do his business
07-28-2003 00:45:07 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : when all of a sudden an observer drone flew by taking screenshots
07-28-2003 00:45:31 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : Centuri was furious and declared that the owner of the drone and his faction must pay the ultimate price
07-28-2003 00:45:45 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : and so boys and girls, that is the REAL reason why NDA wants to destroy Fallen Angels
07-28-2003 00:46:02 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : for hidden deep in our archives are paparazzi pictures of Centuri's nonexistent manhood


P.S. I was bored that night, and asked someone to entertain me before I lomed something, so he made up a story about NDA, cause he knew how I felt about them

Saw this before but it's still as funny as hell.