A NDA story

[Trillian]

I was looking at my old chatlogs last night. I found this, a story someone told me over FA faction chat one night when i was bored. Its back from the time when NDA as still TT, and i was still enemys with them. *sigh* those were the days.

07-28-2003 00:41:25 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : Once upon a time there was a runner called Centuri
07-28-2003 00:41:30 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : now Centuri had a problem.....
07-28-2003 00:41:37 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : he had testicles like raisins
07-28-2003 00:41:58 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : to make up for this deficiency, he surrounded himself with the biggest blockheads in all of neocron
07-28-2003 00:42:14 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : now our story doesn't end here
07-28-2003 00:42:29 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : because once they had got together, they realised a horrible truth
07-28-2003 00:42:38 > what truth?
07-28-2003 00:42:44 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : not only were they all blockheads, but they all had the same genital deficiency
07-28-2003 00:42:59 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : hence they named the clan Needle Dick's anonymous
07-28-2003 00:43:11 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : but, they realised ppl would laugh at them too much
07-28-2003 00:43:24 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : so instead they kept the acronym and made up some pretense about defending things
07-28-2003 00:43:32 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : and thus Neocron Defence Agency was born
07-28-2003 00:44:00 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : however, this was not the end of the story
07-28-2003 00:44:11 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : for you see, NDA was paranoid about ppl finding out their terrible secret
07-28-2003 00:44:28 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : so they would hide in Plaza 1 and constantly mock and harrass people passing by
07-28-2003 00:44:43 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : but one day, Centuri took a walk outside, and after a while, had to take a leak
07-28-2003 00:44:54 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : so he stopped by a bush and dropped his trousers to do his business
07-28-2003 00:45:07 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : when all of a sudden an observer drone flew by taking screenshots
07-28-2003 00:45:31 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : Centuri was furious and declared that the owner of the drone and his faction must pay the ultimate price
07-28-2003 00:45:45 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : and so boys and girls, that is the REAL reason why NDA wants to destroy Fallen Angels
07-28-2003 00:46:02 > FACTION> Warlock the Crafty : for hidden deep in our archives are paparazzi pictures of Centuri's nonexistent manhood

hehe

[kir]

*laughs* I always knew there must have been more to Centuri's power complexes than his stated reasons of honor.

[Zane]

hehehe.. Centuri 'Raisin-Testicles' NDA.

Gotta love it.

[Sir. Hippieman Weed]

Heh thats pretty dang funny.

[HTEC9900]

-lol- Hilarious

[HusK]

kewl =)

Trill, doesn't that make you wish you was back in FA ? *hint*

[Trillian]

Trill, doesn't that make you wish you was back in FA ? *hint*

Havent we been though this like 10 thousand times? *sigh*