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Help channel amusement

PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:24 am
by Brammers
Well I've recently rolled a PPU, and she's slowly leveling up. Done the crahn epic and now she's in Fallen Angels. She's only a /38 who can just use the blessed shelter and holy delfector.

Anyway one of the clan members is a bit stuck doing the next epic, couldn't find a NPC. So I tought I would drop into Outzone and help him find the NPC. Anyway when I GR in, he's already found the NPC, so I'm about to run back to GR out.

However when I zone into Outzone, there is a bug and for some reason I sync into the middle of the zone next to a Clanned PP PE with a libby. I put a heal on myself and continue to run. Except he decides to chase me across the Outzone sectors. Eventually I loose him, and I get to Outzone 9 outside the Crahn church. He finds me, but he gives up as the Crahn guards are on his ass, so I don't hear any more from him.

Then later when I'm on Bram, I spot he's having trouble chaninging from PP to BT, he's already been told to relog a few times. So I thought I would have a bit of fun with him.

Here's the logs.

11-13-2005 00:57:52 > HELP> Bordellsmurfen : just say obtained 300k, gave 600k and then i got 300k again and it didnt change faction
11-13-2005 00:57:53 > HELP> Atlir : ok then they just hate you
11-13-2005 00:57:55 > Hmm...must be something you did.....
11-13-2005 00:58:04 > HELP> Atlir : you have to relog
11-13-2005 00:58:08 > You didn't goto Outzone or something?
11-13-2005 00:58:08 > HELP> Bordellsmurfen : i have relogged
11-13-2005 00:58:25 > HELP> Bordellsmurfen : outzone?
11-13-2005 00:58:30 > Yes Outzone.
11-13-2005 00:58:37 > HELP> Bordellsmurfen : no iam in bt faction hq
11-13-2005 00:58:50 > Ok you been to outzonr at all today?
11-13-2005 00:58:57 > HELP> Bordellsmurfen : yes
11-13-2005 00:59:01 > Ahhh!!!!!
11-13-2005 00:59:04 > HELP> Bordellsmurfen : ?
11-13-2005 00:59:25 > HELP> Bordellsmurfen : O_o whats wrong whit that?
11-13-2005 00:59:27 > I think I know what it is, not been killing anyone out there?
11-13-2005 00:59:49 > HELP> Bordellsmurfen : npc not ppl
11-13-2005 00:59:53 > HELP> Bordellsmurfen : what is it?
11-13-2005 01:00:04 > HELP> Bordellsmurfen : needed the last 2 symp points
11-13-2005 01:00:48 > Well there is some new game feature, if you kill or attempt to kill anyone the faction managers see that as a bad thing, and they block you from joining
11-13-2005 01:01:07 > It's roughtly about 1 day per character rank
11-13-2005 01:01:23 > HELP> Bordellsmurfen : huh?
11-13-2005 01:01:27 > HELP> Bordellsmurfen : so i cant join?
11-13-2005 01:02:05 > Well it depends on what zone you last attacked someone....the higher Outzone numbers, the worse it is
11-13-2005 01:02:25 > HELP> Warbot Engineer : so it would be 45 days to change faction if you where rank 45/
11-13-2005 01:02:41 > Character rank not combat rank
11-13-2005 01:02:51 > HELP> Warbot Engineer : thats what i ment
11-13-2005 01:02:54 > HELP> Warbot Engineer : but yes?
11-13-2005 01:03:02 > DIRECT> Bordellsmurfen : hmm oz 5 and the one before that one bwtween oz 5 and mutantpool
11-13-2005 01:03:04 > Yeah but it's the difference"!
11-13-2005 01:03:13 > HELP> Warbot Engineer : ohhh
11-13-2005 01:03:33 > Anyway there is a quick fix to this
11-13-2005 01:03:37 > DIRECT> Bordellsmurfen : how?
11-13-2005 01:03:58 > But you have to promise to everyone on this help channel (Not in DM) the following
11-13-2005 01:04:07 > HELP> Bordellsmurfen : ok
11-13-2005 01:04:32 > 1. Never try to shoot a /30 PPU who is passing through and call her "Chicken"
11-13-2005 01:04:45 > HELP> Warbot Engineer : Lol
11-13-2005 01:04:52 > HELP> Warbot Engineer : Brammers are you using this for your own personal amusement?
11-13-2005 01:05:03 > HELP> Bordellsmurfen : lol u were anti but sure^^
11-13-2005 01:05:12 > HELP> Luthor Rhah : heh, thats funny
11-13-2005 01:05:20 > 2. You are in a clan - you can't change factions when you are clanned!
11-13-2005 01:05:34 > HELP> Warbot Engineer : LOL
11-13-2005 01:05:41 > HELP> Warbot Engineer : owned tbfh
11-13-2005 01:05:43 > HELP> Bordellsmurfen : iam not in a clan? my leader left so the clan is gone?
11-13-2005 01:06:11 > Saw the clan tag - you have to leave clan - goto a citycom and click on clan and leave clan

PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:49 am
by Morpheous
When I see stuff like this, I like to quote a quote (heh) from omgrawr.net, an EVE-Online quote database.

[22:26] <Norim-Arid> "A minimum of 1 IQ is required to play this game."
[22:26] <Jettero_Heller> what's IQ?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:41 am
by Junker D Coy
lol nice one :D

PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:57 am
by [TgR]KILLER
lol bram :p tho helping him in the end i knew you would haha..

did he figure out in the end how to change to ?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:04 pm
by CMaster
You are a cruel, yet amusing bastard Bram.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:04 pm
by Trillian
Brammers ftw!

PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:36 pm
by sanityislost
har har, kickass duder

SiL ..:..

PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:47 pm
by Tratos
hehe nice one :D

PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:36 am
by Dr J Zoidberg
rofl

-Z

PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:40 pm
by Ressi
OMG, omg I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes.
What absolute fuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

:P :) :P

PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 7:42 pm
by John Keel
Brammers, Brammers, Brammers, its not nice how you treat noobs and i bet you even enjoy it ..... and it sure is funny :P

PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 7:44 pm
by Brammers
Siona wrote:Brammers, Brammers, Brammers, its not nice how you treat noobs and i bet you even enjoy it ..... and it sure is funny :P


A /55+ odd PE is a noob? Nah I'm normally nice to people, just this was an opportunity I couldn't miss!

PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 7:47 pm
by John Keel
well the player is the noob not the char ... he doesnt know that he has to leave the clan to switch faction = noob

edit: didnt want to say that you did something bad ... i am just jealous as i wouldnt have got that idea if i would have been in your place :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:50 am
by blackhole
Pwned? bet he felt like doing this :banghead:

PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:38 am
by scanner dorkly
Oh you! Very funny Brammy. :twisted: