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just picked up some quote from irc


[01:29:19] <Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
[01:29:21] <Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
[01:29:22] <Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
[01:29:24] <Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
[01:29:25] <Eticam> The girl started crying and left class

ow ow another one


[01:38:06] <Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
[01:38:07] <zeep> rapc?
[01:38:07] <Batty> ...
[01:38:07] <Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
[01:38:07] <zeep> oic
[01:38:08] <Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
[01:38:10] <zeep> wtf is erap?
[01:38:12] * Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

ok ok edit now another one.

[01:27:01] <Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
[01:27:01] <SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
[01:27:01] <SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
[01:27:01] <TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
[01:27:01] <TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards
[01:27:51] <Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
[01:27:53] <spitfire> haha mendo
[01:27:54] <spitfire> take a screen shot
[01:27:56] <spitfire> wait
[01:27:57] <spitfire> that made no sense

lmao

roflmao - now thats funny shit