by scanner dorkly » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:16 pm
FIRST MAN
Vee vant zat money, Lebowski.
The Dude, screaming, grabs the lip of the tub and starts to
hoist himself up but the first man lays a palm on top of his
head and squishes him back into the water.
SECOND MAN
You think veer kidding und making
mit de funny stuff?
THIRD MAN
Vee could do things you only dreamed
of, Lebowski.
SECOND MAN
Ja, vee could really do it, Lebowski.
Vee belief in nossing.
He scoops the marmot out of the water. It shakes itself
off, spraying the Dude.
DUDE
Jesus!
DIETER
Vee belief in nossing, Lebowski!
NOSSING!!
The marmot, back on the floor, is skittering around, shaking
itself and convulsing in little sneezes.
DUDE
Jesus Christ!
FIRST MAN
Tomorrow vee come back und cut off
your chonson.
DUDE
Excuse me?
FIRST MAN
I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!
The three men turn to leave. Over their retreating backs:
SECOND MAN
Just sink about zat, Lebowski.
FIRST MAN
Ja, your viggly penis, Lebowski.
SECOND MAN
Ja, und maybe vee stamp on it und
skvush it, Lebowski!
Welcome back dude, pleasure to make your acquaintance I'm sure.
PS: Yeah Labowski not Lebowski - but I couldn't resist posting...