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[BREAKING NEWS!] Brammers in Drunken Singing Shocker!

Postby Tratos » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:07 am

BREAKING NEWS

In the early hours of this morning we can reveal Brammers, CEO of Phoenix Ltd was found roaming the streets of the Dome walking in anything but a straight line, stumbling home from the Tiki Tornado with associates Tratos, Trillian and SanityIsLost. It would seem they'd had a good night and the shock of seeing such an official looking member of the Fallen Angels in the state he was in was news enough!

But for this reporter things could only get better! I couldnt get close enough to record most of their conversation but suddenly the small group got rowdy and began shouting in the streets much to the suprise of a DoY Security Guard posted not far down the street. After a few moments it seemed the group was counting down for somthing and then all of a sudden the respectable Mr Brammers burst into song.

I leave you with a small segment of my audio recordings as my words cannot describe what happened next.

Audio Clip #0243 - 08/04/2006 - File Name: "Brammers New Theme Tune" (3.34mb | MP3).

Although i do have a final comment, the guys at the office are gonna love this one!

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Hahaha got me laughing again when i re-recorded this to get rid of the naff Ventrilo encoding, Bram you're never living this one down :p feel free to move this to the main Phoenix forum or RP forum, or even the THN Notices forum :p lol
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Postby sanityislost » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:27 pm

hahahahaha ftw

my head hurts :/

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Postby Tratos » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:30 pm

My head was grand when i woke up, was just tired and my throat was killing since my cheap-ass Vodka had a good go at it!
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Postby sanityislost » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:36 pm

lol yea dude, glens is evil

tbh think i need you and trill to fill me in on last night :lol:

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Postby Trillian » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:41 pm

sanityislost wrote:lol yea dude, glens is evil

tbh think i need you and trill to fill me in on last night :lol:

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Are you sure you *want* to know? :p


Oh.. and I feel perfectly fine, except for the fact that I am at work before 130pm. Its one of hte perks of drinking with people that live over ze ocean.. I was able to sober up and have my hangover before I even went to sleep. :D
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Postby Tratos » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:44 pm

Bloody cheating tbh Trill :p

Glens Vodka may be evil but its cheap as chips :D wonder if Bram has woken up to his mighty hangover yet as i bet he'll have one, lol
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Postby Brammers » Sat Apr 08, 2006 2:01 pm

Tratos wrote:Bloody cheating tbh Trill :p

Glens Vodka may be evil but its cheap as chips :D wonder if Bram has woken up to his mighty hangover yet as i bet he'll have one, lol


God my head hurts!
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Postby Tratos » Sat Apr 08, 2006 2:06 pm

Oh and he moves it to the public :p

Great night!
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Postby [TgR]KILLER » Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:22 pm

Guys..

o m g

this is bad :p
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Postby Kayne » Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:42 pm

uh.. british ppl are weird
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Postby Pantho » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:00 pm

OMFG, Just for that ive gotta post the real lyrics, coz the real song is better, but not quit as funny.

-edit - Here it is
I
Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass
He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I
tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog
and it's ass

We
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.
(It's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you!
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Postby Stelco Steel » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:35 pm

ROFL DRUNK BRAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is so funny, my friends love it!
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Postby Bugs Gunny » Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:00 pm

What the hell happened to you people when i was in vegas????
And here i was, thinking vegas was fucked up :D
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Postby Neope » Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:19 pm

rofl!!! omfg thats to damn funny!!
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Postby John Keel » Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:29 pm

Drunk Brammers FTW ;)
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