Tech Haven Network

(server went down, i got bored)

SiL Picked up her Com-link and said "MoneyGuy". A lil wee crab animation walked past the screen and the link was open.

"Dude I nee...."

"Welcome To Phoenix LTD's Com-link Control Panel.." The lil voice said...

"What The Fuck!?!" SiL shouted at the com-link

"If you would like to place an Order please say 1. If you would like to ask about an
existing order please say 2. If you would like...."


"Hurry the fuck up!!!"SiL started to pace up and down the bar, clearing looking pissed off


"Sorry i do not understand, please hold" Just then some music started playing, sounding kinda like brammers


"Marrrrrrrrrrrrrry had a little lamb......"


"OMFG...Brammers your there aint you bitch?!?"


Bursts of laughter started, coming from the com link and the wee crab ran past the screen again.


"You dick!!...dont make me go down there and fry your ass!!"

"Ok SiL, what can i do for you" Said bram clearly sounding amused.

"The Damn city com is broken, it wont let me take any cash from the company account for beer"

"Oh yea, i ment to tell you....we closed your access to it"

"HAXXXX!!!!! i need my wake up beer dammit!"

"You live in a bar, why would you need to buy it?" Brammers and a room full of voices started laughing again


"Thats what i said, but the damn Bar chick wont let me have any for free now.....something about me drinking it all before its sold"

The laughing started to get louder and then it cut off.


"He hung up!"SiL growled as she threw the com-link on to the bar

lol!!!!!

PS: wot time did serva go down ?

Ha ha! Nice one Sil!

Servers went down 4am, it's a Level 3 problem not a KK problem and the servers have not been effected.

Hahaha thats nice!

rofl nice one sil

Cool mini story SiL!

Heh thanx

Server went down about 5am :/


SiL ..:..

rofl, nice one sil
-Z

SiL stormed out of the bar kicking the plant on the way out

"Hope your gona pay for that" The random bar chick shouted
SiL popped her head back in.
"Shut the fuck up, i pay you to be half naked and sell beer.....not boss me about!!"
"You dont pay me at all!!" The random bar chick screamed back
"2 cron a week, i pay you 2 cron a week dammit!"

SiL walked back out and smashed her fist into the lift control panel

"Hope your going to...."
"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STFU!!"

Stepping out of the lift she banged head first into Tricia

"SiL...whats wrong you look sober?"
"Grrrr...fucking bram,bar chick.....beer"SiL Muttered under her breath
Tricia noticed SiL's hand starting to glow and quickly activated her stealth tool
"FFS BEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!"


Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap......the small space in front of the lift filled with bolts of lightning


SiL stepped outta the Generep in the bar

"SiL did you barrel yourself again?"
"STFU..........beer?"
"No..."
"ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!" Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap


SiL ..:..

lol

-Z

hahaha

lol

self pwnage ftw tbh