Phoenix ltd is taken over

[garyu69]

Posted as S3-X0

Thats right i am pleased to announce that i have taken over Phoenix ltd, now the old name just wasn't up with times so welcom to S3-X0 ltd:






I have big plans for the company and first off i promoted Brammers to Cleaner. I am sure he will excel in this duty. We are currently recruiting so please send your applications to S3-X0 ltd, Tech Haven 1.

[sanityislost]

.....oh fuck......*quits phoenix*

SiL ..:..

[HusK]

I'm good at taking out the trash... if you need such a man *smiles evil*

[Morpheous]

*Runs screaming*

*Comes back, reads SiL's sig and gets an idea*

*Runs screaming again*

[Brammers]

Since my job is now the cleaner, I had to take this exam. It is very...very hard.

S3-XO Cleaning Exams - Final paper.

1. What combination of liquids should be used for cleaning floors.
[ ] Cleaning fluid and water
[ ] Sulphuric acid and mercury
[ ] Oil and petrol
[ ] Coffee and woodstain

2. Where should a mop be stored.
[ ] In a cupboard
[ ] Up against a wall
[ ] Some place where the sun dosn't shine
[ ] Inside a warbot

3. Mr S3-XO's faviourite drink is
[ ] Warbot Cola
[ ] Cron 55
[ ] El-Farid Coffee blend
[ ] Water with some rejected Black Dragon drugs stired in it.

4. What sign should be errected near an area being cleaned?
[ ] No sign
[ ] Cleaning in progress
[ ] Pwning in progress
[ ] Drom sex in progress

5. How often should bins in the S3-XO store be empted?
[ ] Daily
[ ] Green bins on a odd week, black bins on a even week
[ ] Never
[ ] There are no bins

6. Where should bins be emptied to?
[ ] Into your process window for recycling
[ ] Chester launcher cyclops pit
[ ] Tangent HQ
[ ] Techhaven Address 1B password S3-X0

7.What air freshener should be used?
[ ] Airwick - S3-X0 flavour
[ ] Parfum de l'arrière d'un Drom
[ ] The Fresh smell of napalm.
[ ] Pure oxygen and a match

8. Mr Lupus Wonderboy turns up while you are cleaning the store. Do you.
[ ] Let him in
[ ] Ask him to help with the cleaning
[ ] Gun him down for interrupting the cleaning
[ ] Let him in as he is the hired hitman

9. While cleaning, R2-D2 and C3-PO pass. Do you?
[ ] Let them pass
[ ] Hire them for Mr S3-X0
[ ] Kill them for their dogtags.
[ ] This isn't the MMOPRG you are looking for.

[Morpheous]

S3-XO Cleaning Exams - Final paper.

1. What combination of liquids should be used for cleaning floors.
[ ] Cleaning fluid and water
[ ] Sulphuric acid and mercury
[X] Oil and petrol
[ ] Coffee and woodstain

2. Where should a mop be stored.
[ ] In a cupboard
[ ] Up against a wall
[X] Some place where the sun dosn't shine
[ ] Inside a warbot

3. Mr S3-XO's faviourite drink is
[ ] Warbot Cola
[ ] Cron 55
[ ] El-Farid Coffee blend
[X] Water with some rejected Black Dragon drugs stired in it.

4. What sign should be errected near an area being cleaned?
[ ] No sign
[ ] Cleaning in progress
[ ] Pwning in progress
[X] Drom sex in progress

5. How often should bins in the S3-XO store be empted?
[ ] Daily
[ ] Green bins on a odd week, black bins on a even week
[ ] Never
[X] There are no bins

6. Where should bins be emptied to?
[ ] Into your process window for recycling
[ ] Chester launcher cyclops pit
[ ] Tangent HQ
[X] Techhaven Address 1B password S3-X0

7.What air freshener should be used?
[ ] Airwick - S3-X0 flavour
[X] Parfum de l'arrière d'un Drom
[ ] The Fresh smell of napalm.
[X] Pure oxygen and a match
[Combination]

8. Mr Lupus Wonderboy turns up while you are cleaning the store. Do you.
[ ] Let him in
[ ] Ask him to help with the cleaning
[X] Gun him down for interrupting the cleaning
[ ] Let him in as he is the hired hitman

9. While cleaning, R2-D2 and C3-PO pass. Do you?
[ ] Let them pass
[ ] Hire them for Mr S3-X0
[ ] Kill them for their dogtags.
[X] This isn't the MMOPRG you are looking for.

Easy.

Any jobs available for 1337 h4x0rs?

[John Keel]

Since my job is now the cleaner, I had to take this exam. It is very...very hard.

S3-XO Cleaning Exams - Final paper.

1. What combination of liquids should be used for cleaning floors.
[ ] Cleaning fluid and water
[x] Sulphuric acid and mercury
[ ] Oil and petrol
[ ] Coffee and woodstain

2. Where should a mop be stored.
[ ] In a cupboard
[ ] Up against a wall
[x] Some place where the sun dosn't shine
[ ] Inside a warbot

3. Mr S3-XO's faviourite drink is
[ ] Warbot Cola
[ ] Cron 55
[X] El-Farid Coffee blend
[ ] Water with some rejected Black Dragon drugs stired in it.

4. What sign should be errected near an area being cleaned?
[ ] No sign
[ ] Cleaning in progress
[x] Pwning in progress
[ ] Drom sex in progress

5. How often should bins in the S3-XO store be empted?
[ ] Daily
[x] Green bins on a odd week, black bins on a even week
[ ] Never
[ ] There are no bins

6. Where should bins be emptied to?
[x] Into your process window for recycling
[ ] Chester launcher cyclops pit
[ ] Tangent HQ
[ ] Techhaven Address 1B password S3-X0

7.What air freshener should be used?
[ ] Airwick - S3-X0 flavour
[ ] Parfum de l'arrière d'un Drom
[ ] The Fresh smell of napalm.
[x] Pure oxygen and a match

8. Mr Lupus Wonderboy turns up while you are cleaning the store. Do you.
[ ] Let him in
[ ] Ask him to help with the cleaning
[x] Gun him down for interrupting the cleaning
[ ] Let him in as he is the hired hitman

9. While cleaning, R2-D2 and C3-PO pass. Do you?
[ ] Let them pass
[ ] Hire them for Mr S3-X0
[ ] Kill them for their dogtags.
[x] This isn't the MMOPRG you are looking for.

so you need a cleaning lady?